Saturday 1 January 2011

Pineapples make me fart...

Pineapples are a strange kind of fruit.
Like a tree, but not..like any kind of
fruit you'd expect to find, when riding
your camel at quarter to five in the
morning. Sun on your back, cramp in
your knees... sore throat in abundance
sneezing..kindly please use a tissue..
PLEASE?? I have from experience, in
the past come to find that should
I eat to much of this strange fruit,
pass wind ALL THE TIME!! Now don't
get me wrong, I adore the tangy
flavour, perfumed flavour.. but
as I chew..and chew..and CHEW..
I can feel my tummy rumble
and gurgle.. my bowels react.
In fact I've quite honestly
with years of practice..
turned eating pineapple
into an art... and as I
said a moment ago...
if I eat to much of
this delectable spiky
shaped fruit... then I
will in fact, in no
time at all........
...................

FART &FART &FART &
FART..... and
believe me or
not but it isn't
a nasty pungent
repulsive stink..
it actually, this
pineapple eating
art I have achieved
does have a delicately
perfumed scent about
it.. it doesn't
smell of fart, this
art.. it smells
of pineapples.
This is for
one of my new-
comers who asked
in his comment
if I could
introduce 'fartin'
into my poetry,
so Mr.Pineapples..
this is for you. OH.
.......... and if I
didn't blog about
it before (Idid-but
got no response-thanks)
Happy New Year !! Adios.

6 comments:

KrippledWarrior said...

Happy flatulent New Year, Dear.

Indi said...

KP ~ Thought I'd start the new year with a bit of humour..appears to have worked ;)))). Thank you and the same to you my friend over the pond.


Indi

xx

Mr Pineapples said...

Indi

This is what we are talking about

You have made farting erotic.

And you love the Pineapple too.

Now...how's about a bit of man-love?

Indi said...

Mr.P ~ Now you're really pushing your luck.. read my profile...


Indi

xx

Mr Pineapples said...

But Indi - I did read your profile....and 2011 could be the year of change.

Come on gal..

This could be it

Indi said...

Mr.P ~ yeah this could be the year that the goverment actually realise they are the bunch of twats we all thought they were... but with me writin about men? You got more chances of plattin fog mate. Nice try though


Indi



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