Pineapples make me fart...

Pineapples are a strange kind of fruit.
Like a tree, but not..like any kind of
fruit you'd expect to find, when riding
your camel at quarter to five in the
morning. Sun on your back, cramp in
your knees... sore throat in abundance
sneezing..kindly please use a tissue..
PLEASE?? I have from experience, in
the past come to find that should
I eat to much of this strange fruit,
pass wind ALL THE TIME!! Now don't
get me wrong, I adore the tangy
flavour, perfumed flavour.. but
as I chew..and chew..and CHEW..
I can feel my tummy rumble
and gurgle.. my bowels react.
In fact I've quite honestly
with years of practice..
turned eating pineapple
into an art... and as I
said a moment ago...
if I eat to much of
this delectable spiky
shaped fruit... then I
will in fact, in no
time at all........
...................

FART &FART &FART &
FART..... and
believe me or
not but it isn't
a nasty pungent
repulsive stink..
it actually, this
pineapple eating
art I have achieved
does have a delicately
perfumed scent about
it.. it doesn't
smell of fart, this
art.. it smells
of pineapples.
This is for
one of my new-
comers who asked
in his comment
if I could
introduce 'fartin'
into my poetry,
so Mr.Pineapples..
this is for you. OH.
.......... and if I
didn't blog about
it before (Idid-but
got no response-thanks)
Happy New Year !! Adios.