Imagine if all retailers started makin their own condoms and kept their own name!
Tesco condoms - Every little helps.
Nike condoms - Just do it.
Puegot condoms - The ride of your life.
KFC - Finger lickin good.
Duracell Condoms - Just keep going
& going & going....
Pringles condoms - Once you pop you
Burger King condoms - Home of the whopper.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very long.
Mcdonalds condoms- I'm lovin it.
Polo condoms - The one with the hole..OH FUCK!!