Monday 8 November 2010

Tooth Fairy

A few months ago I had the .. in this instance 'good' fortune to receive a tax self assessment form from the nice people at the tax office. In my infinite wisdom I tootled off to my local office to enquire why I had had this such form as I was employed full time and had been so for many years. They had no idea why I had received it and I made an appointment to go and take all my P!! forms in, make myself at home, basically have a nice comfortable chat to try and sort this quandary out. It came to light that my tax code hadn't changed from when the kiddies were wee tots and I did a stint at self employment.. it was a brief encounter, but this had appeared to go unnoticed that I was still on that said tax code. To cut a long story short... and not bore you all with the sordid details of my private stuff.. today I went back to the tax office, got mistaken for being a man ( I had my work uniform on, woolly hat pulled down, jacket zipped right to the top) trousers.. it has been pissing it down all day here, I'd just come straight from work.. I'd been up since 5a.m to start work early so I could leave in time to get to the tax office) anyways.. she thought I was my husband who'd arrived to represent me!) I removed my hat and added ' no love... I am Mrs. Thompson.' At this point in the conversation she blushed! We all made a light joke of it.... but we had to go through it on the way out again!! She still blushing!! I said you should see me in all my m'bike gear, they all think it's a man underneath!! Are you smiling whilst readin this? Feel free to laugh... humour is what you crave so fuckin laugh!! ;) It will be 'ME' who will still be laughing when the cheque arrives .... you still wanna laugh?
After alot of form fillin in, signatures signed, dates dated. Duplicate forms signed, dated etc etc.. she added up just how much she thinks I should be getting back...... put it like this if I didn't have dental repair to pay for... I could pay for the tickets for the two of us to Canada next year!! I'm so happy now I've got the forms filled in. She just flew through them, a tick here, a tick there... I just gotta wait for the money to go into my account, then and only then will I be happy! So I'm guessing there is a 'tooth fairy' after all ;)

10 comments:

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Indi: don't you just love it when money falls into your lap? Well who doesn't...right?

and in plenty of time for Christmas too or for that trip to Canada next year. hello!

enjoy your good fortune. YAY!

ciao honey. xxx

Indi said...

Spiky ~ Thanks babe .. it's about time I had some good fortune..it's to pay for my teeth, so well timed. Might get a couple of tatts done too...*smilin*


Indi

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Spiky Zora Jones said...

Indi: by the way...you'd have to show me more than taking your hat off...that you are a woman. how about opening the blouse and showing the boobies or more? hehehe


I go with the "or more."
xxx

Indi said...

Spiky ~ 'Oh' I've been known to be more than generous in that dept darlin, I'll do my Sharon Stone legs swing if you ask real nice.. ya know the one in Basic Instinct? ;) boobs ? You get the whole package !! *wink*


Indi

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The Savage said...

Sounds more like a tax fairy to me...

nitebyrd said...

Well, good for you! I'm glad to see there's some government that is helping it's citizens!

Put what's leftover into your Canada fund and you'll have a headstart!

Indi said...

Savvy ~ very funny ... I like that one !

Indi


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Indi said...

nitebyrd ~ Yeah ... Lol, thanks , it's about time I got a nice surprise ... it gets very tedious all this doom n gloom .. good idea for the left over... I'm hoping I get some left overs after coughin up the money for my new and very needed dentures


Ind


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Heff said...

Cool. Maybe you can buy a BRA for your avatar, LMAO !!!

Indi said...

Heff ~ ROFLMAO *funneeeeeee*


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